tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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Anonymous asked: What state do you live in?

taur:

constant anxiety

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

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